Because I have a Penis

Because I have a Penis

I am considered the provider

Because I have a Penis

I like sports

Because I have a Penis

I lack the concept of emotion

Because I have a Penis

I am a slave to the power of women

Because I have a Penis

I leave the toilet seat up

Because I have a Penis

I have to deal with insecure women who want to know where I am, who I’m with, go through my phone and want me to tell her over and over how pretty she is, God forbid I tell her I don’t like her outfit!

Because I have a Penis

I can sleep around and not be called a slut

Because I have a Penis

My brain is used as a backup

Because I have a Penis

I have to deal with those super independent women who claim they can do it all on their own but still want me to still do everything a ‘man’ should do :s

Because I have a Penis

I can act like a dog and get away with it because it’s the norm

Because I have a Penis

Peeing is easier, unzip, drain, shake and go!

Because I have a Penis

I forget birthdays, anniversaries and other important dates but know every single stat of my favourite sports team

Because I have a Penis

A nice ass excites me, big boobies too, and sexy legs oh and I have a thing for long NATURAL hair…

Because I have a Penis

I don’t get my period (thank God) and whine and bitch and make other persons lives a living hell for 5 days

Because I have a Penis

I do all the work to make a baby, it took hard work to put that sperm on that egg (just thinking about all that swimming is making me tired phewww)

Because I have a Penis

I have bad table manners

Because I have a Penis

I have pride

Because I have a Penis

I have an ego that’s even bigger

Because I have a Penis

I am a waste of time father, son and just a general waste of time

Because I have a Penis I am guilty

Lock me up and throw away the key

But I had accomplices

Women who encouraged me, not physically

But mentally, who bought into the ‘male’ stereotype now reinforced into my being

By the media and out of the lips of the opposite sex for years and years

How could you be vex now that the pool of good men is now so thin

When instead of feeding us with good and positivity we are fed with the opposite

My thoughts I offer it

My heart open

My emotions exposed

My penis erect because I have one and it does that