If I had a vagina

If I had a vagina

I wouldn’t have to look both ways when crossing the street

If I had a vagina

All my jokes would be funny

If I had a vagina

My level of intelligence would not matter

If I had a vagina

I would hate everyone else who had a vagina

If I had a vagina

Getting a date would be effortless

If I had a vagina

I’d get away with being a bitch once I say I have my period

If I had a vagina

I would lie about my age

If I had a vagina

Spending my own money would be a thing of the past

If I had a vagina

If I got upset I could throw a tantrum and get away with it

If I had a vagina

I would never pay to get into a club

If I had a vagina

I would want to get married before I’m ready

If I had a vagina

My looks wouldn’t matter

If I had a vagina

I’d always never get a ticket once the police officer is a man 

If I had a vagina

I’d never go hungry

If I had a vagina

I would be devoid of logic

If I had a vagina

I would be governed by my emotions

If I had a vagina

I can go to any club/bar with no money and drink whatever I want all night long

If I had a vagina

I’d be an advocate for equal gender rights but still subscribe to gender roles

If I had a vagina

My heart, mind and soul would all be connected to my cooch

Too afraid of the truth so men feed me lies to feed my insecurities

Just to get to my vagina they would do anything

Buy my vagina is the measure of my worth

Since the day I was put on this earth I would know the power of my pussy

I’d not give it up so easily and cherish it as my one true, pure virtue

But I don’t have a vagina….

Thank God if you’re a woman poor you! :(