I am considered the provider
Because I have a Penis
I like sports
Because I have a Penis
I lack the concept of emotion
Because I have a Penis
I am a slave to the power of women
Because I have a Penis
I leave the toilet seat up
Because I have a Penis
I have to deal with insecure women who want to know where I am, who I’m with, go through my phone and want me to tell her over and over how pretty she is, God forbid I tell her I don’t like her outfit!
Because I have a Penis
I can sleep around and not be called a slut
Because I have a Penis
My brain is used as a backup
Because I have a Penis
I have to deal with those super independent women who claim they can do it all on their own but still want me to still do everything a ‘man’ should do :s
Because I have a Penis
I can act like a dog and get away with it because it’s the norm
Because I have a Penis
Peeing is easier, unzip, drain, shake and go!
Because I have a Penis
I forget birthdays, anniversaries and other important dates but know every single stat of my favourite sports team
Because I have a Penis
A nice ass excites me, big boobies too, and sexy legs oh and I have a thing for long NATURAL hair…
Because I have a Penis
I don’t get my period (thank God) and whine and bitch and make other persons lives a living hell for 5 days
Because I have a Penis
I do all the work to make a baby, it took hard work to put that sperm on that egg (just thinking about all that swimming is making me tired phewww)
Because I have a Penis
I have bad table manners
Because I have a Penis
I have pride
Because I have a Penis
I have an ego that’s even bigger
Because I have a Penis
I am a waste of time father, son and just a general waste of time
Because I have a Penis I am guilty
Lock me up and throw away the key
But I had accomplices
Women who encouraged me, not physically
But mentally, who bought into the ‘male’ stereotype now reinforced into my being
By the media and out of the lips of the opposite sex for years and years
How could you be vex now that the pool of good men is now so thin
When instead of feeding us with good and positivity we are fed with the opposite
My thoughts I offer it
My heart open
My emotions exposed
My penis erect because I have one and it does that